Twisted Scriptures, Twisted Theology (Program #8) 

Twisted Scripture #31:
2 Peter 3:8
But, beloved, do not forget this one thing, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. 

Twisted Scripture #32:
1 Corinthians 15:29:
Otherwise, what will they do who are baptized for the dead, if the dead do not rise at all? Why then are they baptized for the dead? 

Twisted Scripture #33:
Matthew 7:6
“Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.

Twisted Scripture #34:
2 Thessalonians 2:7
For the mystery of lawlessness is already at work; only He who now restrains will do so until He is taken out of the way.

Twisted Scripture #35:
Mark 9:40:
For he who is not against us is on our side.